kawaiipeculier: *tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url
japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
forensic-dragons: the-lioness-rampant: satanmoriarty: eiyoko: What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something well what a shitty fanfiction this is it doesn’t even have smut where the fuck is my love interest and why didn’t they make me a mary sue or...
lordsteeb: lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
tvvink: “how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
you cant spell ass without u
the-fandoms-are-cool: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves Jesus fucking Christ IF SOMEONE DOESN’T MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL STORY I WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED IN THE WRITERS OF TUMBLR AND WRITE THIS THING MYSELF and horribly ruin a wonderful idea...
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
smilingemoticon: nayx: a show about a teenager
awkwaben: teenage-f00lery: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: the-fog-is-rising: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: does any1 remember the replacements i do wait how did they have ginger children jfc thEY ARE ADOPTED they replaced their original parents did you even watch the show That’s why it’s called The Replacements.
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
sharonosbourne: earthnation: what if the last song u listened to described ur pooping habits heart attack - demi lovato
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
jakemalik: howell-junkie: jakemalik: *makes spelling mistakes to seem more edgy and wild on the internet* DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT LOOKING FOR A SPELLING MISTAKE HERE
turtwink: Hey nerdtron why dont you release your neutrons into my swirling vortex
awkwardvagina: *submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*
tyleroakley: peacelovelesbian: libby-on-the-label: busterposeys: at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status....
vincentvangaylord: timeandspaceismything: vincentvangaylord: grandkanye: imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature
xxatu: peeriet: xxatu: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and they got really scared and ran away LOLL thank you that comment changed my life